Int. Bank
A man walks up to a female cashiers booth.
Man: Hi, I'd like to pay some money into my accounts.
Cashier: Certainly.
Man: I'd like to pay this into my current account.
The man puts a cash bag into the dispense tray. The cashier receives it. She looks in it.
Cashier: I'm sorry, sir, but this is chocolate money.
Man: It can't be!! The man in the pawn shop gave me that for my stereo!
Cashier: Look.
The cashier unfurls the gold foil and eats the chocolate inside
Man: That probably explains why it wouldn't go in the meter. Well, anyway, I'd like to pay this into my savers account.
The man puts a cheque into the dispense tray. The cashier receives it. She looks at it.
Cashier: I'm sorry, but I can't accept this either.
Man: Why?
Cashier: It's been made payable to a 'Mr Identical Twin Sister' and it's dated for the year 8 billion.
Man: You're joking! That was payment for an antique tea chest!
Cashier: Sorry.
Man: Well, at least I've got the money my friend gave me for my car.
Cashier: (SIGH) He didn't pay you in Monopoly money, did he?
Man: (LAUGHING) And rip me off? I've known that giant shoe for years!
He pulls the money from his pocket.
Man: Oh.
ENDS
