Just a short sketch I thought of.
Two men: Dave and Roy are having a chat over a pint in the pub
DAVE: I had a wank over my ex-girlfriend last night
ROY: Oh well, these things happen I suppose
DAVE: I know it sounds bad, but she was asleep and I still had her spare key.
Not good taste I know- but feedback is very welcome. Positive or negative
Fantastic, and superbly mean spirited.
That is very funny. And more to follow, "I don't mean to shit on her..."
Thanks
Its not really a sketch. Its a joke that has been doing the rounds on the internet for weeks. Sorry not being critical, but tis true i'm afraid.
I didnt see it on t'internet so nice one Jack 
I haven't seen it either, but google it. If it comes up I wouldn't use it.
Just Googled it. It's on about a hundred different sites.
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It's an old chestnut alright.