British Comedy Guide

Radio DJ Sketch

Int. Boardroom.

A casually dressed man is sat at a table. Two men in suits come in and sit down.

Man: You hear the show today, guys?

Suit 1: Yes and we’ve got a few problems with it.

Man: Problems?

Suit 2: Yes. The excessive swearing for one.

Man: I’ve never sworn in my life.

Suit 2: You do realise that f**k is a swear word don’t you?

Man: Shit off is it!

Suit 1: Neither do we like your kooky religious views.

Man: I can worship a dead bear if I want.

Suit 1: It doesn’t mean you have to have it on as a guest.

Man: But the kids love ‘blood clot bear’

Suit 2: Lose the swearing and lose the bear or lose the job.

Man: F**k you! I don’t need you! I don’t need any of this!

The man gets up and throws his chair to the floor. He storms off. Suit 1 looks at Suit 2.

Suit 1: You don’t think he’s gonna leave that here, do you?

Camera reveals the rotting carcass of a bear by the side of the table.

ENDS

Good punch, the rest is a bit too quick, and a bit to crude. You've written better.

Love, love, love the blood clot bear. The lead up (and you don't hear this very often at the BSG) could do with being extended though. And lose the swearing thing - it's just childish.

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