Int. Clothes Shop
An assistant is behind the counter. A man approaches it carrying a jumper.
Assistant: Can I help?
Man: Yeah. I bought this jumper at the weekend, but when I got it home I noticed this.
The man turns the jumper round to reveal an extra arm on the back.
Assistant: I don’t see what…
Man: It’s got 3 arms!
Assistant: And how many do you have?
Man: 2!
Assistant: (LAUGHS) I see. Have you got the receipt?
Man: What d’you want that for?
Assistant: We need proof that you bought it here.
Man: Of course I bought it here. It's got your name on the label.
Assistant: Frankie Cheswick?
Man: Not YOUR name! The shops name!
Assistant: I still need to see the receipt.
Man: (CHILDISHLY) Well I chucked it away.
Assistant: More fool you.
Man: Oi, don't give me that shit!
Assistant: Could you mind the language?
Man: I want a refund.
Assistant: How about a voucher.
Man: I don't want a f**king voucher!
Assistant: You're certainly not getting one now.
Man: How 'bout I give you a fat lip?!
Assistant: Violence never solved anything.
Man: C'mon you big pansy, let's step outside. Whadda you say to that?
The assistant turns round to reveal a third arm on his back. Two fingers are sticking up.
ENDS
I'm not sure if this is too similar in content to my 'Shoe Shop Sketch' from a few months back.
