GORDON BROWN IS TALKING TO A SPIN DOCTOR
SPIN
Gordon 85% of UK voters want to see you receive the torch.
GORDON
There, that'll stick it to all those who said kissing the arse of murderers was unpopular. If it's good for British industry who cares.
SPIN
But they do want you to accept the torch in a special manner, would you mind touching your toes Gordon.
GORDON DOES THIS
GORDON
How am I going to grab the torch like this.
SPIN
Thats why you need to pull your trousers down.