CHARLTON IS LYING IN BED, A NURSE BRINGS HIM A BOWL
NURSE1
Look Mr Heston, one of your friends has brought you a present, it's fruit.
CHARLTON
What kind of fruit is it?
NURSE1
It's oh dear it's nothing Mr Heston.
CHARLTON
Damn it woman what kind of fruit is it.
NURSE1
It's grapes.
CHARLTON
Damn you, you damn dirty grapes.
NURSE1
Don't excite yourself Mr Heston.
SECOND NURSE WALKS IN WEARING A TIARA AND CARRYING AN ICECREAM
Look Mr Heston the NRA has sent you a tiara, and a mr whippy.
SHE TRIPS AND FALLS TO HER KNEE LOOKING RATHER LIKE THAT ICONIC SHOT OF THE END OF PLANET OF THE APES.
CHARLTON
Damn you, damn you all to hell
NURSE1
Calm down Mr Heston.
CHARLTON DIES
NURSE1
Oh dear he would appear to have died.
NURSE2
Can I get a grape?
CHARLTON SITS BOLT UPRIGHT
CHARLTON
From my cold dead hands!