LYNTON CROSBY IS BEING INTERVIEWED
INTERVIEWER
Mr Crosby, as Boris Johnson's campaign manager, what do you say to accusations, that you have been deliberately keeping him away from the press, or debate.
CROSBY
That's ridiculous, he's with me right now. Do you want to see him, boys and girls he's a bit shy.
PULLS OUT A TEDDY, HOLDS IT UPTO HIS EAR.
CROSBY
What's that Boris, you've never taken cocaine in your life? You just pretended to snort icing sugar at Eaton, isn't that funny.
And you want to get rid of those horrid bendy buses, and replace them with something you designed yourself? What a clever bear you are.
BORIS JOHNSON LUMBERS ON.
BORIS
Hello Linton, Boris here, just saw some hilarious darkies on the News In Zimbumway or somewhere, they looked hungry. Have I been elected yet?
LINTON
No Boris back in your box till May.
BORIS
Rats cocks.
LINTON
Boris don't make me use the dog whistle again.
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