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This isn't really a joke, but it's a line that seems to elicit great laughs from people in offices:

The setup will be something that casts doubts on a persons sexuality, i.e. a man called John may mistakenly be called the name of a female colleague, this usually results in the biting reply of:

"Only at weekends!"

God, I hate that.

Quote: Winterlight @ April 8 2008, 7:49 PM BST

This isn't really a joke, but it's a line that seems to elicit great laughs from people in offices:

The setup will be something that casts doubts on a persons sexuality, i.e. a man called John may mistakenly be called the name of a female colleague, this usually results in the biting reply of:

"Only at weekends!"

God, I hate that.

Yeah, or a funny random list of items, someone must go 'What a night that was!"

Sadly, it's normally Paul Merton on HIGNFY.

Quote: Winterlight @ April 8 2008, 7:49 PM BST

"Only at weekends!"

God, I hate that.

It pisses me off too, but I say it sometimes I must admit. :(

Quote: Seefacts @ April 5 2008, 6:47 PM BST

Monkeys
George Bush
Tony Blair
Jeffrey Archer's books
Turkey Twizzlers
Pete Doherty
Amy Winehouse
Chavs
Jade Goody
Heather Mills

What a night that was!

Quote: Aaron @ April 8 2008, 8:00 PM BST

What a night that was!

:D

Excellent.

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