GORDON BROWN IS TALKING TO TESSA JOWELL
GORDON
So Tessa everything ready for tomorrows Olympic Torch delivery, streets flooded with police, z list celebrities, and drug free English athletes ready to carry it.
TESSA
Yes PM, but what' all the fuss about?
GORDON
Well if we insult the Chinese they won't participate in the 2012 London Olympics.
TESSA
So we won't have to bankrupt ourselves by paying billions of pounds in accomadation we almost certainly have built in time.
GORDON
Good point Tessa, right send bacon to Israel, and the Arab states, I'm going to call Sarkozy a jug eared monkey face.
TESSA
What about George Bush?
GORDON
Ask him his 5 times table, that always sends him into a rage.
