DI Gestion

DI

Good evening I'm Di Gestion, and welcome to the BBC's new food program, "It all comes out the same,"

Tonight, a controversial new product for bulemic super models. Spew in a can, for when you're to busy to even eat it in the first place.

Later, McDonalds new cruelty free, all beef quarter pounder. The Quarter Downer, made from 100% RSPCA certified depressed cows.

But now, Pizza Hut offer a new service for their regular home delivery pizza fans.
A photo of the outside world in every box.

Another stinker I'm planning for Tilt.

i think the first line could be cut down into a neat headline.

Something more like,
"Welcome to It all comes out the same,"
I think that works better, I just love my pun names

thanks