British Comedy Guide

Beach Sketch

Ext. Beach

A boy and girl are building a sandcastle. A man comes over in standard beachwear.

Man: How you getting on with it?

Boy: Nearly finished.

Girl: We're just building the garage.

Man: Garage?

Boy: Yeah. The Batmobile's going in there.

Man: Batmobile?

Girl: It needs somewhere to land.

Man: The Batmobile's going to land?

Boy: Yeah, Henry the Eight's gonna fly it.

Man: What?!

Girl: Henry the Eight and his eight wives.

Man: HE HAD 6! 6 WIVES! AGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

The man starts smashing the sandcastle up. The kids run off screaming.

Woman: What's going on?!

Man: What the hells happening to our kids?!

Woman: We haven't got any kids.

Man: No, but he has.

A rather large and violent looking man comes walking into shot. He is punching the palm of his fist.

ENDS

A man being driven mad by the stupidity of kids? That I liked. That they weren't his kids? Not so much.

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