Ext. Beach
A boy and girl are building a sandcastle. A man comes over in standard beachwear.
Man: How you getting on with it?
Boy: Nearly finished.
Girl: We're just building the garage.
Man: Garage?
Boy: Yeah. The Batmobile's going in there.
Man: Batmobile?
Girl: It needs somewhere to land.
Man: The Batmobile's going to land?
Boy: Yeah, Henry the Eight's gonna fly it.
Man: What?!
Girl: Henry the Eight and his eight wives.
Man: HE HAD 6! 6 WIVES! AGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
The man starts smashing the sandcastle up. The kids run off screaming.
Woman: What's going on?!
Man: What the hells happening to our kids?!
Woman: We haven't got any kids.
Man: No, but he has.
A rather large and violent looking man comes walking into shot. He is punching the palm of his fist.
ENDS