Thought I'd do this one before someone else does 
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INT - COURT ROOM - DAY
A JUDGE IS SITTING ON HIGH. CHRIS TARRANT AND HIS EX-WIFE ARE IN COURT ALSO.
GRAMS________________________MILLIONAIRE DRAMATIC STING
JUDGE:
We have reached our judgement Mrs Tarrant, and the court awards you twelve million pounds in cash and assets as your divorce settlement.
CHRIS:
Hang on! We don't want to give you that!
END:
Good one Sir.