Astronaut Sketch

Just a quick sketch to kill the boredom here in college, what do you think?

TWO ASTRONAUTS HAVE JUST LANDED ON A PLANET. WHEN BOTH ASTRONAUTS LAND THEY TAKE THEIR HELMETS OFF. ONE IS MAN AND OTHER IS WOMAN.

Man
At last we have arrived.

Woman
I know, one hell of a journey that was. (LAUGHS)

Man
One problem though, they said someone would be meeting us here. Where are they?

Woman
I don't know.

Man
What do you mean, you don't know? You were the one reading the map.

Woman
Well, Jupiter is a large planet.

Man
Jupiter? Where supposed to be on Mars.

Woman
We are?

Man
Bloody hell love! (PUTS HELMET ON) Next time you can drive and I'll read the bleeding map. Same thing happened on our way to Little Chef, should have known then you were a liability.

Woman
That's fine with me. Arsehole! (PUTS HELMET ON)

(BOTH GET BACK IN SHUTTLE AND IT TAKES OFF)

Not bad, but trim it to sharpen the punch.

maybe

Jupiter?
Well done Mr I don't need a satnav.

"The satellites are different here, I'll have you know..."

Dan

Mmm well I like the premise but the ending was a bit weak. I think once they realise they have the wrong planet they should realise that theres no atmosphere and suffocate. At the moment its a bit unrealistic, women astronauts!?! That would be mental