British Comedy Guide

Athletics Quickie

Int. Unknown Location

A TV Screen is showing a 100m athletics race.

Man: (O.O.V) C'mon you bastard! Run!

Camera pulls out to reveal a betting shop full of horses.

ENDS

It's very Paul Merton - which is a compliment.

Maybe make it the steeplechase, with runners hurdling the barrier?

This I like. And as mentioned previously, horse head masks are always funny.

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