What would you call it?

If you invented a new sweetie. What would you call it?
The inner bitch in me fancies seeing a scquealing toddler stamping its feet, snot forming a pool of goo on the floor & begging for a Juicycoont. Am I a FrEaKo?

Yes, but that has nothing to do with the name of a fictitious sweetie.

Good slap

A sweet company called Johnny's would be fun, "Packet of strawberry Johnny's, please" asks the child.

I would have a sweetie called an Ellie... then everyone could eat Ellie!

I'd call it "give Mana money"

Small Child: I WANNA GIVE MANA MONEY! *tantrum*

Mum: Okay *gives child money* go and give it to her.

Like it!

Ever since I saw Half Baked I've loved the name of this candy when Dave Chappelle looked at it and said "Abba Zabba you're my only friend".
"Bee Smacked".
Add A crying kid saying "I wanna" in front of that.