Int. Bedroom. Day
A young woman lies asleep in bed. The door to the bedroom opens and a man bursts in. The man is dressed as a loveheart and is carrying a bag.
Man: HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
The woman wakes up slowly and looks at him.
Woman: What?
The man bounds over to the bed.
Man: HAPPY HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
Woman: It's Valentine's day?
Man: Yeah! Look at all the presents I've got for you!
The man empties the bag on the bed. Around 20 presents fall out.
Woman: I didn't realise it was Valentine's day.
Man: (EXCITEDLY) So, what have you got me?
Woman: I'm sorry, but, (SIGHS) I don't know how to say this.
Man: What?
Woman: Last night was just a one night stand.
ENDS