GORDON BROWN IS TALKING TO ALISTAIR DARLING
GORDON
So Alistair, these are the new recession proof 50 pences?
ALISTAIR EATS ONE
ALISTAIR
They're made of chocolate, they're a yummy treat even if you can't buy anything with them.
GORDON
And these new £20 notes?
HOLDS UP A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER.