NICK CLEGG WALKS ON TO "MR BOOMBASTIC" HE IS BEING INTERVIEWED
CLEGG
I'm Clegg the love egg, so spread your legs Britain. I've had sex with 30 women! I touched their boobs and everything
INTERVIEWER
Why do you think telling GQ how many women you've had sex will make people take you seriously?
CLEGG
As Liberal Leader I'd only get power with a coalition with Cameron. The voters need to know I can handle a c**t.
INTERVIEWER
What if it's a coalition with Labour?
CLEGG
I'm bisexual, so tight arseholes don't scare me