Un PC

PC
Oi madam you're under arrest.

WOMAN
What for?

PC
Exposing your penis on the upper deck of a bus.

WOMAN
That's ridiculous I'm a woman.

PC
Well if you confess to willy waving, it's a £50 fine you won't pay, and 30 hours of community service you don't turn up for. If you don't I'll bring you in as a suspected terrorist, and lock you up for 42 days.

WOMAN
Fine I confess, I waved my willy on a bus, I've been a very bad girl.

PC
And don't do it again.

It's got a natural conclusion, but it's not a funny ending.

And 'willy waving' seems a little cheap.

Is it savable? I'm trying to say how, weak sentencing, combined with draconian internment, means the police can black mail any one into confession

As for willy waving, I thought it was the most ridiculous thing you could charge a woman with.