British Comedy Guide

Policeman Sketch

Dont know if this works. And also not to sure if it's been done before. It is a little bit silly so let me know what you think, thanks.

POLICEMAN IS CHASING A MAN. MAN IS DRESSED IN A TRACKSUIT.

CAMERA SHOWS MAN RUNNING. THEN CAMERA SHOWS POLICEMAN FOLLOWING HIM. THERE IS FAST MUSIC.

Policeman
Get here you bastard!

Man
Catch me if you can mate. I'm never going to stop.

CAMERA THEN SHOWS POLICEMAN GETTING CLOSER TO MAN

Policeman
(LAUGHS) Got ya!

MUSIC STOPS AND YOU CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF THE WIND AS HE JUMPS THROUGH THE AIR, HE JUMPS IN SLOW MOTION AND HE JUST TOUCHES THE MAN, THEY BOTH FALL TO GROUND.

Policeman
(LAUGHS) Tag your it.

Man
You bastard

MUSIC STARTS AGAIN AND POLICEMAN GETS UP AND THE MAN STARTS TO CHASE HIM.

This was done without the dialogue on Little Britain.

damn! I thought there was a good chance someone had done it. Thanks for letting me know mate.

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