I am one called Stuart,
Hello all and sundry.
As you may (or may not) read on my profile im kinda bored, and more than a little strange.
I need help to ease my boredom.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
And I'm a total insomniac, it's quite depressing really. I'm ready to have a rant about anything, as well as intelligent discussions about stuff.
I love sitcoms, mainly the strange ones that were obviously written whilst someone was REALLY high.
I hate all soaps. Especially Dead-enders. Grrrr.
People like that should just die.
It's the only decent thing to do.....
Hello Nobby - you certainly were busy on your first night here!
Welcome to the show! 
Greetings all, I also have insomnia.
Read an article in the Grauniad that, insomnia is the first sign of undiagnosed clinical depression.
Hello 
I do suffer from situational depression apparently, but as long as i occupy myself i'm happy YAY!
Morning - Damn it I'm tired...
Good moaning.
Morning and welcome.
Thank you for the warm welcome everyone. Makes me feel all warm and tingly.
Hello and a thousand welcomes to you sir
Hi Nobby.
¡Hola!
Hello i'm bored aswell. Lets go to Mexico and make each other dance with automatic weapons... just me then 
Oh nearly forgot