INT. LOUNGE – DAY
A MAN HOPS FRANTICALLY ON ONE FOOT.
MAN:
Down, Hazel! Go on! Get off! Down girl!
A SIX YEAR OLD GIRL HANGS OFF HIS LEG.
MAN:
Your daddy’s going to be back any minute!
END
Now which way was hell again?
Leg Humper
The thing is, the girl seems willing to hang on to the leg. So, if you were going for the child abuse route, it doesn't click.
Who says she's being abused? I have her down as a very sexually mature 6 year old.
Ah ok, I wasn't too sure.
Your request for directions to hell made me think otherwise.
Well, I know how sensitive some can be.
Don't understand this one either. Again not funny sorry. Perhaps I'm being a bit thick today.
That's just silly
It is silly. On reflection not that funny either. At least not on paper. Maybe I should do the paedo version....