Queen and Prince Phillip Discuss Miss Sarkozy

Int. Stage

The Queen and Prince Phillip are sat opposite each other.

Queen: So, Phillip, what did you think to the Sarkozys?

Phillip: Well, they were ok. Considering.

Queen: Considering what?

Phillip: That they were garlic munching frogs.

Queen: You seemed to get on very well with Mrs Sarkozy, didn't you.

Phillip: What can I say? I'm the epitome of a gentleman

Queen: Ah! That explains why you kept looking down her top.

Phillip: I did no such thing. (SMILES AND RUBS HANDS TOGETHER)

Queen: So why did you keep dropping things and asking her to pick them up?

Phillip: Well you know what my backs like.

Queen: Shame it wasn't the only thing that was stiff.

ENDS

Kinda obvious, and slow, for what it's worth it's probably as good as my Sarkozy runner (that's no compliment)

I'd say I didn't like it, but in truth this skit makes me want to punch you in the throat.

This from the guy who wrote the swimming pool sketch....

This is what happens when I try to write topical. Knob gags.