2 TV EXECS ARE TALKING.
TV1
Shocking news about those 2 reality TV stars, bringing flu to that Amazonian village, and killing 4 people.
TV2
Too right, I can't believe Discovery got a lead on us we're bloody E4, we're going to have to play catch up.
TV1
Celebrity Genocide? Infect Shilpa Shetty with Bubonic plague, and Jade Goody with the Hanta Virus. Who can kill the most Amazonian Indians in a month?
TV1
That's just monstrous, it's wrong.
TV2
Ant and Dec will present.
TV1
Oh that's all right then.