Scene: A posh restaurant. A penguin is sat at a table reading a large menu. Sat opposite is a young gorgeous blonde lady. The penguin has his reading glasses on.
Cut to under the table. She rubs her leg against the penguins webbed foot. He quickly removes his foot and lowers the menu to look over it at her.
She begins to finger her hair and lick her lips sensually.
The penguin shakes his head slightly.
The waiter arrives. The penguin puts down the menu and takes glasses off.
Waiter: Are you ready to order madam?
Lady: I'll have the steak au poivre medium rare.
Waiter: And monsieur? [Looking at penguin]
Lady: Oh he doesn't talk. He's a penguin.
