Well done Nick/Simon/Planet Giraffe on winning.
Here's 3 of my entries. I did 6 altogether, but don't have access to the other 3 at the moment. You may recognise one of them as being similar to my 'Mugger Sketch'.
Looking back, I think perhaps I was trying to cram too much information in.
Feel free to post your own entries up…
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Title: Bill Oddie Get’s Loaded
Box 1:
Int. Office
Bill Oddie is stood opposite a suited man. The man is holding a bag of money which Bill is reaching for.
Man: Here's your share of the The Goodies DVD royalties, Bill.
Bill: Gimme gimme gimme!
Box 2:
Int. Office
Bill Oddie is holding the bag of money and looking at it in glee. The man is looking at Bill.
Man: You’re filming Springwatch later, aren’t you?
Bill: Gin!
Box 3:
Ext. Field
Top left corner of box is captioned "LATER…". Bill Oddie is dancing naked in front of some fleeing birds. Empty gin bottles are on the floor.
Man: (O.O.V) No Bill! They're endangered!
Bill: (SINGING) Do the funky gibbon!
ENDS
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Title: Alcoholic Pete Gets Loaded
Box 1:
Int. Off License
Alcoholic Pete is at the counter. An assistant behind it.
Assistant: Do you want a scratchcard with your Special Brew, Alcoholic Pete?
Alcoholic Pete: Hit me, Alfonse!
Box 2:
Int. Off License
Alcoholic Pete is holding his scratchcard up triumphantly. The assistant looks at him.
Assistant: Your shaky hands helped you scratch that out in no time!
Alcoholic Pete: I’ve won £50,000! I can finally sort my life out!
Box 3:
Int. Off License
The assistant holds out a bottle of bleach to Alcoholic Pete.
Assistant: I’ll swap you this bottle of bleach for it. You’ll be blotto’d for weeks!
Alcoholic Pete: Let’s get bleaching!
ENDS
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Title: City Banker Gets Loaded
Box 1:
Int. Pub
A man in a suit is at the counter of a bar. Dan Aykroyd is behind the bar.
Man: Hi Dan Aykroyd! I'd like a pint of lager.
Dan: Comin’ up. So, uh, had a good day?
Box 2:
Int. Pub
The man is now snorting coke off the bar. Dan Aykroyd is holding his own head.
Man: I made a mint in the city, so I'm celebrating with drink and drugs
Dan: Oh no! The flashbacks are starting again....
Box 3:
Blood is pouring from the man's nose. Dan Aykroyd is staring into space and looks horrified.
Man: Oh shit! My septums fallen out.
Dan: BELUSHI! BELLLLLLUSSSSSSHIIIIII!!!
ENDS