HILARY IS BEING INTERVIEWED, McCAINE IS SITTING NEXT TO HER
INTERVIEWER
Mrs CLinton, is it true you exaggerated the danger you faced as first Lady.
CLINTON
Nonsense. Just the other day I was discussing this with Bill, when Pussy Galore attacked us with her flying circus. I was more preoccupied, with how to deal with the Korean giant Odd Job.
INTERVIEWER
Mrs Clinton, with respect that's the plot to Goldfinger.
CLINTON
You'd think that, but in truth my life as first lady was really quite exiting. I remember when me and Bill visited Kosovo, during the civil war. It was important to be part of peace in Europe. Of course we were delayed enroute, when we had to pop by Hokaido Japan to raid Blofeld's volcano, fortunately Japanese Intelligence loaned us some ninjas.
INTERVIEWER
Right that's it, that was the plot to You Only Live Twice. John McCaine as a genuine war hero, could you tell us how you're military background informs your Iraq policy.
McCAINE
Be delighted to. I was flying towards Hanoi, and I was preparing my bombing run, but my sight wouldn't lock on. Darth Vader was lining up on my Xwing...
