BARACK OBAMA AND HILARY CLINTON ARE ON THE STAGE, WITH AN ADVISER
ADVISER
Right Hilary, Obama, I've been hired by the Democratic party to choose which one of you should run as a Democratic Presidential candidate.
BARACK
It should be me, I'm bright, and young, and full of hope. I'm the Black JFK.
ADVISER
You're also completed inexperienced, your religious mentor is a racist nutcase, and your campaign manager is a stooge of big drug companies. You're the Black George W Bush.
HILARY
Well I'm experienced, and I actually lived in the White House, I'm a safe pair of hands, I'm like Bill CLinton with tits.
ADVISER
You're also a talent less fantasist living off your f**k buddy's fame. You're Kevin Federline with tits.
HILARY
And who exactly are you?
ADVISER
I work for the World Wild Life getting endangered species to breed, and you 2 are both almost extinct. So the Democrat party hired me, to see if I could get you 2 to breed, your progeny might have a chance. Now mush, get mating.
Encourages them together with a whip, and chair,