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I've been trying to have an on-line relationship with Ellie's avatar but I just can't get my penis down the phone line.

Here is the line to be crossed:

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Here is Roscoff

I actually just laughed so loudly at work, and everyone stared at me! Ooops!

Quote: Curt @ March 27, 2008, 5:42 PM

Here is the line to be crossed:

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Here is Roscoff

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and

Quote: roscoff @ March 27, 2008, 5:41 PM

I've been trying to have an on-line relationship with Ellie's avatar but I just can't get my penis down the phone line.

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I tried cyber sex once and the LAN socket circumcised me

Better have sooty and Ian take a look at that for you!

need to take the cable out first.

Quote: ajp29 @ March 27, 2008, 6:38 PM

I tried cyber sex once and the LAN socket circumcised me

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How did I think I could get away with making a knob down a socket joke after 3 pages of comments. Just realised its been made^^ mmm jokes jokes

I once arranged to meet a 30 year old paedophile and it turned out it was a 14 year old girl

Quote: Gavin @ March 27, 2008, 6:39 PM

need to take the cable out first.

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I clicked it back in hence the conversion to Judaism

Quote: ajp29 @ March 27, 2008, 6:43 PM

I once arranged to meet a 30 year old paedophile and it turned out it was a 14 year old girl

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Surely then that makes you the leetchy older man?

Quote: Gavin @ March 27, 2008, 6:46 PM

Surely then that makes you the leetchy older man?

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I was hoping to get my hands on his money by seducing him with my youthful looks and tight vagina

HAHA!

Cybersex is a load of wank. Get into the bloody bedroom once a month after a few pints, missionary position, no foreplay. Blow your load inside her after 2 mins then go to sleep.

Nigel Kelly: New Romantic.

I am as romantic as they cum Gavin