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Bitter Jake?

You can feel the pain and suffering in his post.

Or is this just a new nickname?

I don't want a bitter Jake. I want all of him. I want to cuddle him up all scrummy-yummmy and pat his little head and feed him chips.

Mmmmmm ... Chips.

Mmmmm chips too. I want some. *Goes chippy*

Actually scrap that.

*Sends boyfriend to chippy*

All that he's good for these days!

Indeed.

Am I allowed to advertise for a bit on the side on here? And I don't mean some coleslaw or beans.

What, your "special favours"?

They'll be favours for me...

Quote: Leevil @ March 30, 2008, 1:47 PM

Bitter Jake?

I'll have a pint Lee if you're buying.

A pint of Lee? Sounds, erm, nice?
I'll just have a coke though.

Quote: EllieJP @ March 30, 2008, 5:14 PM

They'll be favours for me...

You want a curry too?

Quote: ian_w @ March 30, 2008, 5:24 PM

I'll just have a coke though.

Coke*

Quote: EllieJP @ March 30, 2008, 5:06 PM

Indeed.

Am I allowed to advertise for a bit on the side on here? And I don't mean some coleslaw or beans.

I'm up for it. I hope you're into fresh vegetables and/or salad sex. Salad sex is great. You chop up one large tomato. You strip off naked and rub it all over yourself whilst I play with my celery stick. Marvelous! Tried it with onion salad once but this happened Teary

Awww and Roscoff you were in for such a good chance...and you just ruined it!

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