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The Apprentice - Series 4 Page 20

There ya go. I've puffed the cushion. Eyes down for a full house.

Thank god he's gone. He's an absolute idiot!

Bye Michael!!

I actually hate Lee I think. He is SUCH a cock.
He can't even talk properly.

Ha stuff you Michael, you wonky eyed, pseudo Jewish, 2 faced, goats scrotum.

I actually think Claire is alright... when Lucinda is not in a project manager role she's a whining doll!

Yeah I don't mind Claire.

Alex and Lee are thickos.

I think Alex, Lee and Claire for final 3 though.

Yes to thickos, especially Lee.

Michael did go up in my estimation though, for not giving a crap about sports cars.

Seriously for a moment, I don't understand the obsession with sports cars. We're only allowed up to 30 for most of the country. What the hell is the point in owning something which can get up to 250?! :S

It fills the void between a big ego and a small penis. Apparently.

I can appreciate the yumminess of the way some of them look. But they don't exactly do it for me.

Of course, I don't even drive.

Quote: zooo @ May 27 2008, 10:21 PM BST

Of course, I don't even drive.

Ditto!

Driving a fast car is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...you get inside her, take a good grip, and ride her as fast as you can.

Quote: zooo @ May 27 2008, 10:21 PM BST

I can appreciate the yumminess of the way some of them look. But they don't exactly do it for me.

Oh, and ditto that too of course.

Quote: jacparov @ May 27 2008, 10:24 PM BST

Driving a fast car is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...you get inside her, take a good grip, and ride her as fast as you can.

:D

Well move over 'cos my small penis has just arrived. Obviously you don't have to move over very much. I know they're impractical etc etc but I've always loved fast cars and currently drive the fastest car I can afford. Admittedly not that fast but it'll have to do!

Oh and if you're gonna fire Michael you might as well fire Helen or whatever her name is 'cos she's got the personality of a shop dummy, but not quite as exciting.

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