GORDON BROWN IS TALKING TO EDD BALLS.
GORDON
Glad to hear you're cracking down on those violent computer games. Nothing more dangerous than kids living in a fantasy world.
EDD
Yes, can I show you our new literacy figures for schools, we were going to be bottom. Fortunately they just found a tribe in Fiji, who haven't heard of books.
GORDON
No Edd, I'm going to pay on my PS3.
EDD
You got a PS3, that's well weapon, what you playing?
GORDON
Grand Theft Budget. I play a Prime minister, who becomes super popular, by shoving taxes up, whilst ruining public services, and increasing debt.