A MUM IS TELLING HER TEENAGE SON OFF.
MUM
You can't play those nasty video games anymore, they're 18 certificate and you're only 17.
SON
Oh mum, all my mates play them, it's not fair I hate you.
A MAN WALKS ON
MAN
You're right that's not fair. How do you fancy, playing violent games all day? Shooting bad guys in a post apocalyptic warzone?
SON
Course yes please.
MAN
Then join the British army today.
SON
Can I hit Arabs with brooms, and shove them in river?
MAN
You don't tell the UN, and I won't either.