INT. PUB – NIGHT
ROWDY BIRDS IN LEARNER PLATES AND FAIRY WINGS CELEBRATE A HEN NIGHT.
A MAN IN A DOCTOR’S SMOCK ENTERS. THE GIRLS GO BALLISTIC.
HEN:
Here he is! Get ‘em off!
THE GIRLS BURST INTO LAUGHTER.
A WOMAN FOLLOWS DRESSED LIKE A NURSE. SHE WHEELS IN A LARGE MACHINE.
THE GIRLS LOOK CONFUSED.
DOCTOR:
Okay, Miss Wilkinson, if you’d like to take off your top and pop your breast between the glass for the X-Ray.
HEN:
I told you lot to get me a strippergram!