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Europe eh!

Thanks to legislation from EU stating that all mince must be sold 12 days after slaughter, so it could be made into Tartare.

British beef will go up by 40p a pound!

I am starting a petition that Gordon Brown should kick Teacozy up the bum when he sees him.

I don't eat beef or at least I don't try to. Such poor quality meat product.

Those cows died for you, you ingrate.

Oh I wear their hides with pride!

I wear their hide, eat them and if they'd puree it I'd drink meat.

Stock?

The glycerine in milkshakes is animal based, as is the isingglass in beer, and wine. SO yes you regularly have a nice beefy drink.

Very old Brtish cocktail was a bullshot. Beef consomme and gin, drunk hot or cold.

I rarely eat meat. I eat it usually when invited over for dinner and the host has forgotten that I don't eat meat. My favorite meat was a good Porketta (the really spiced up pork) but that's the one animal my fiancee can't eat. She thinks Pigs are too cute to eat.

Quote: sootyj @ March 26, 2008, 1:51 PM

Thanks to legislation from EU stating that all mince must be sold 12 days after slaughter, so it could be made into Tartare.

Eh? Are you saying that mince can only go on sale 12 days after the animal has been slaughtered?

Quote: sootyj @ March 26, 2008, 1:58 PM

The glycerine in milkshakes is animal based, as is the isingglass in beer, and wine. SO yes you regularly have a nice beefy drink.

Does plain milk count? If not, then I'm beef drink free!

Quote: Curt @ March 26, 2008, 2:06 PM

She thinks Pigs are too cute to eat.

No, but seriously?

Before 12 days.

I don't often eat cow, as they are my favourite animal after cats. And I generally try not to eat cat either...

Are there moo cows near your house? (No insult or implication intended.)

Quote: Aaron @ March 26, 2008, 2:44 PM

No, but seriously?

It's her dream pet. My best friend's mom has a pet pot bellied pig who walks about the house like a pet dog. It's name is Iggy *sigh* Iggy the Piggy.

I would have to agree with Zooo cows are really nice animals.

I am very confused, what about when the
carcass has been hung, normally 30 days ?

Quote: zooo @ March 26, 2008, 3:34 PM

I don't often eat cow, as they are my favourite animal after cats. And I generally try not to eat cat either...

What is it with woman and cows? That's my gf's favourite animal too. I've heard it many times from other woman as well.

They like em but they don't like being called em! Weirdos!

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