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STOCK FOOTAGE OF DAVID CAMERON AND GORDON BROWN ARGUING AT PRIMEMINISTERS QUESTION TIME, ALL VOCIES ARE DUBBED IN APPROPRIATE STYLE

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And now BBC News 24, presents it's new dubbing service, for those who find the news boring.

The News for Mills and Boons fans.

BROWN IS AGGRESSIVELY WAVING HIS FINGER, AND CAMERON GETS UP AND RESPONDS.

BROWN
You wild young filly, I'll break you, and make you mine.

CAMERON
You brute, you wouldn't dare.

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Chick lit fans.

CAMERON IS NOW STANDING AND LOOKING IMPERIOUS, AS HE OFTEN DOES.

CAMERON

Does this suit make my bum look big?

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Gay porn fans.

CAMERON IS NOW STANDING AND WAVING HIS FIST, ALTERNATELY BANGING IT DOWN

BROWN
This fist is going up your arse, you bad boy.

CAMERON
Promises promises

Nice idea. The "Does this make my bum look big?" line is all played out though. Replace it with any old Bridget Jones guff and you'll be set.

Thanks will do.

Sooty:

Chick Lit Thematics for you:

1. How do I know bloke I'm with is 'the one'?

2. Who to choose: dependable (boring name) or wild (rich foreign sounding name)?

3. Or what to choose: lifestyle (normally represented by shoes) or family (normally represented by babies)

xx.

Also instead of for those who find news boring. How about something like 'Respsonding to viewers needs to make the news more individually relevant to their opinions and interests'.

Thanks, that would make it a bit fresher. I tend to sitck my beta scripts up, and your advice will certainly help.

Hmm, funny idea.

Quote: sootyj @ March 26, 2008, 2:16 PM

Thanks, that would make it a bit fresher. I tend to sitck my beta scripts up, and your advice will certainly help.

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Why not indulge us with your better scripts

funny. I usually don't read anything that as to do with politics on here but this one was unversial. It could work with any parliament.