MAN WALKS DOWN STREET, WOMAN STOPS HIM
WOMAN
I represent Morals and None Solicitors, have you been the victim of an accident that wasn't your fault.
MAN
No I have not, do you mind I'm in a hurry.
SHE PUSHES HIM HE FALLS OVER, WE CAN SEE THERE WAS SOME ONE KNELT DOWN BEHIND HIM
WOMAN
Now you have, want to sue.
MAN
You're mad, and unluckily for you only my pride, and bottom are bruised.
WOMAN STAMPS ON HIS HAND
WOMAN
What about those broken fingers, be off work for 6 weeks, with those, and those crushed testicles.
MAN
I give up don't hurt me anymore I'll sue.
WOMAN
You'd better, how about pet insurance?
MAN
My cat's fine, oh God know.
WOMAN DROPS A DEAD CAT IN HIS LAP
WOMAN
How about life insurance?
MAN IS NOW CRYING
MAN
You're going to kill me aren't you?
WOMAN
No, well at least after you've gotten our funeral cover.