Yet another once in a blue moon attempt to write a song. This one was difficult because the meter changed quite a lot. Especially the outside loos line. Ho hum.
Anyway, my attempt as a precursor to George Michaels USA tour. Get it on youtube and swing along if you can be asked! I think it mostly fits.
Teeth [Faith]
Well I guess it would be nice
If I could see your cavitys
I know not everybody
Has got fillings like you
Oh, but I've got to think twice
Before I smile the night away
My teeth shine like delta rays
They’ll blind a person or two
Oh but I
Need some time for my next extraction
Time to wipe my dribble up off the floor
And when that drill comes down
Without commotion
Well it takes a strong man, baby
But its my smile ya waiting for
'Cause you gotta have teeth...
Oooo you gotta have teeth. you gotta have teeth, teeth, teeth,
You gotta have teeth, teeth, teeth,
Ah, baby
You want my photograph today
So cheese, cheese, cheese, I’ll smile away
You say I’m giving you the blues
Maybe
You can come with me to stay
Whilst I tour the USA
And go searching for some dirty outside loos
Now I’m all a quiver
My molar devotion
I need my false teeth out of the drawer
Oh baby I must consider
My flossing motion
Well I need someone to tell me
If I need to floss some more
Yes you’ve gotta have teeth...
Oooo you gotta have teeth. you gotta have teeth, teeth, teeth,
You gotta have teeth, teeth, teeth,
I’m all a quiver
With deep emotion
My smiles even brighter than before
Oh baby I must consider
My polishing motion
Well I need someone to tell me
Do I need to polish more?
Cos you’ve gotta have teeth...
Oooo you gotta have teeth. you gotta have teeth, teeth, teeth,
You gotta have teeth, teeth, teeth,
