British Comedy Guide

Charity

MAN WALKING DOWN BUSY STREET DAY DREAMING

GRAMS SINISTER MUSIC

AS HE STARTS TO LOOK AROUND HE RELIES HE'S BEING FOLLOWED, THERE ARE PEOPLE HIDING IN THE SHADOWS. WE CATCH GLANCES OF PEOPLE WITH CLIPBOARDS.

GRAMS MUSIC BECOMES MORE SINISTER, AND THUDDING

HE LOOKS AROUND THE STREET IS EMPTY, HE RUNS AS HORDES OF PRETTY STUDENTS WITH CLIPBOARDS CHASE HIM, HE THINKS HE'S GETTING TO THE END OF THE STREET BUT MORE STUDENTS APPEAR TO BLOCK HIM.

HE TURNS SPRINTS FOR MCDONALDS, AND AS HE GETS THERE TRIUMPHANTLY GOES TO PUSH THE DOOR. ITS LOCKED, HE TRIES FRUITLESSLY, HE TURNS SLOWLY HIS BODY LANGUAGE SPEAKING VOLUMES OF DREAD.

HE CAN NOW SEE NOTHING BUT A HORDE OF SMILEY STUDENTS, IN CHARITY TSHIRTS AND CLIPBOARDS.

STUDENTS
Hello sir can we talk to you about our charities work, and how you can help. It'll only take for ever....

HE SCREAMS WE SEE THEM DESCEND UPON HIM LIKE THE FINAL MOMENTS OF NOSFERATU

May I suggest the Jaws theme music for this one. Its all in the effects for this type of sketch. At-mos-phere me thunks.

Jaws too, but a bit of a cliche. Maybe some thing like "Na na we're going to getting you," but Jaws is the obvious choice, interesting idea though? Better than Charity 2?

Yes because it bites at those pains in the arse that either want your money or want to know if you'd like to sue a nursery for falling over Donald Duck.

Yes, I was wandering about playing up the vampiric elements.

We don't want your bank details, we want your blood!

Wasn't this basically done in a Naked Gun film where Drebben ends up beating them all up?

You're thinking of airplane, and a painfully tenuos link.

Quote: sootyj @ March 25, 2008, 5:45 PM

You're thinking of airplane, and a painfully tenuos link.

Probably!

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