Rude Ladies

This is one of a number of sketches I have done on 'RUDE POSH LADIES'
any advice welcome...

THE TWO LADIES ARE ON AN ESCULATOR IN A SMART DEPARTMENT STORE, CHATTING AND LAUGHING LOUDLY.

ANITA:I know what I wanted to ask you, is your daughter Lydia still seeing that MPs son, what’s his name?

TRUDY: I don’t know, I can’t bring myself to speak with him. He’s so down to earth, so positively normal. God only knows what she sees in him.

ANITA:He’s certainly normal looking, I think that’s a ‘common’ trait in the working classes, if you forgive the pun.

TRUDYLOOKS UP AND DOWN AT ANITA). Yes, you’re quite right.

ANITAtill he must have some redeeming features, apparently he’s been seen with numerous society girls over the last six months.

TRUDYh yes, apparently he’s got a cock like a policeman’s truncheon.

ANITA:Really, gosh what’s his number?

This is rather close to a series of sketchs featured on the now-defunct 'Bruiser' show (which showcased the talents of Martin Freeman, David Mitchell, Robert Webb, Olivia Coleman and that bloke who played the IT geek in 'The Office' - Gervais also wrote for the show). The premise was two women talking in a pub, and one would always try to pre-empt what she thought her friend was going to say at the end of a sentence. The last sentence always ended with this woman saying something absolutely filthy and winding up very embarrassed.

I think the sketch still works (though it needs tightening a tad), and perhaps the penultimate line should be: 'Well he would - he's hung like a horse on Viagra.' The horse reference brings the gag back into the world in which these women would circulate.

This does seem very familiar but I can't recall the show.

I don't think it's particularly strong, and neither is it terribly clever - but it might work when performed. Seems more like incidental writing in a longer piece. Cue lift doors opening on the cock line, etc.