Best line/joke YOU have written? Page 4

Quote: Griff @ April 2 2008, 1:29 PM BST

LOL!

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Thank you, Griff.

Quote: David Bussell @ April 2 2008, 1:25 PM BST

This exchange has gone down well with everyone who's read it. It's an excerpt from Grind Show, a sitcom of mine about a group of circus freaks who turn to careers in the porn industry. The following exchange is between porn star, Tyrone, and circus performer, Dinah.

TYRONE:
What do you do then?

DINAH:
I'm a contortionist-cum-swallower.

TYRONE:
You mean...

DINAH:
...I mean I'm a contortionist who also swallows swords.

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[tips hat in the presence of genius]

Quote: Tuumble @ April 2 2008, 1:24 PM BST

You sure you didn't just read the older post on this site? It was on here a few weeks ago.

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I assume that's for Paul W, not me, as it was me who posted the bloody thing!

Awesome joke, David.

Quote: ShoePie @ April 2 2008, 1:35 PM BST

(Uncle) Bob Johnson:

Is the glass half empty? Or is it half full? Uncle Bob says "who gives a crap!" because either way it needs a re-fill.

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liked that and it works very well 'on screen' as well

Quote: David Bussell @ April 2 2008, 1:25 PM BST

This exchange has gone down well with everyone who's read it. It's an excerpt from Grind Show, a sitcom of mine about a group of circus freaks who turn to careers in the porn industry. The following exchange is between porn star, Tyrone, and circus performer, Dinah.

TYRONE:
What do you do then?

DINAH:
I'm a contortionist-cum-swallower.

TYRONE:
You mean...

DINAH:
...I mean I'm a contortionist who also swallows swords.

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ha ha. nice premise for a sitcom as well......