Assessment.

2 SCHOOL KIDS ARE SITTING OPPOSITE A TEACHER.

KID1
Yeh miss like where you get that jacket, a charity shop, for the blind ?

KID2
Yeh miss, who like cuts your hair, is it like, a blind, mad man, with an axe.

KID1
Yeh miss, you're like so up your own arse. With your degree, you think your dead special, don't you. Cos you don't start every sentence with yeh, and like.

KID2
Yeh like that's true. Miss you a virgin, cos sex wasn't invented when you was at school, like when there dinasours and shit.

KID1
Now piss off.

TEACHER
Thank you both. Can I say I think it's a great idea, allowing pupils to assess teacher's performance.

KID1
I said piss off, or I'll give you a fail.

I think the last line in unneeded the gag is the teachers line.

It's alright, are there going to be a number of recurring sketches with the same theme? I think its a grower. But timing pace is excellent doesnt outstay it's welcome so good job.

Nah it's one off topical skit. The great thing about topical skits is often real life, is weirder and funnier than I ever could be. Kids really are interviewing, and assessing their teachers. What a fab way to beat the education between us and Asia.

Thanks for feedback, will dump the last line.

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