British Comedy Guide

Taking the peace process 2

DICK CHENEY IS TALKING TO MAHMOUD ABBAS.

DICK
Mahmoud, the peace talks with Israel have to start again. Israel wants you to arrest your own citizens, sever all ties with the Arab world, and allow their settlers to build where they like.

MAHMOUD
What do we get in exchange?

DICK
Land and a chance for refugees to see their homes again.

MAHMOUD
How much land?

DICK HANDS HIM A BAG OF SOIL.

MAHMOUD
And seeing our homes again?

DICK HANDS HIM A PAIR OF BINOCULARS.

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