Not my daddy.

STEVEN BYERS IS TALKING TO GORDON BROWN.

GORDON
Steven sit down please.

STEVEN
No

GORDON
Ok stand then

STEVEN
No, I'll hop

STEVEN BEGINS TO HOP

GORDON
Tea or coffee?

STEVEN
Neither, I want coco.

GORDON
I've asked to speak to you, because you keep voting against your party.

STEVEN
Don't

GORDON
Stop bloody hopping already. This undermining the government is very immature, why are you doing it?

STEVEN
You're not Tony. He's my really daddy, you're just a big smelly bum breath.

GORDON
Steven we've been through this, Tony's gone and he's not coming back.

STEVEN
That's not true, it's not true, I hate you, you lying Scotsman.

STEVEN STORMS OFF,

GORDON

I wouldn't mind but 70% of voters agree with him.

I don't know who Steven Byers is, but I really liked the phrase 'lying scotsman', simply because it reminded me of 'flying scotsman'.

Maybe finish with Steven mooning at Gordon.

Steven Byers, is a saddo MP who loved his TBlair. He's been resisting the party whip (ooh er!), on lots of stuff, he doesn't seem to care about. In this case it was an embryo research bill (very controversial as he is an agnostic, and siding with fundamentalist christians, purely to show Brown up, when this bill is vital for fertility, and cnacer research). Was going to try and work that in, but the skits a but longer than I like anyway.

My crowning problem as a comic writer, is my hubris. I prefer to write what I think people should find funny, rather than what they do.
Probably abit like Saddam in that respect.

Oh don't worry if I don't know who a politician is. I know nothing about politics.