FARMER PILES IS BEING INTERVIEWED.
INTERVIEWER
Farmer Piles you've been breeding, human, and animal embryos. Are you worried the gouvernment might now ban them?
PILES
No, the PM owes me a favour. His whole cabinet's been cloned from my sheep. Baa higher taxes, baa no public sector pay raises.
INTERVIEWER
But might the Conservatives object.
PILES
Not bloody likely. Boris Johnson is 90% horses arse. As for the rest of 'em, best use of my left over turnip harvest.