Off to china...

A 70 year old man is off to China to be with
his internet bride of 18 months.

When asked what he thought life would be like
he replied, BLAH BLAH BLAH, 'and yes, they eat
dogs there - but we eat deer and rabbits.'

This indeed is true, but not with rice and noodles,
take plenty of taters with you, thats what I say.

He got last at the airport and has been Whan-king for the last month. But should be meeting her for Foo-king soon.

Arf arf!

Otherwise great gag.

I think maybe you should end it a line early and expres disgust at the fact they eat rice and noodles. But a good gag