A CROWDED CAFE A MAN WALKS OPENS HIS COAT HE HAS A SUICIDE VEST, EVERY ONE PANICS, EXCEPT ONE OTHER GUY IN A LONG COAT.
MAN
I am a fundamentalist, prepare to die.
OTHER MAN PULLS OPEN HIS COAT, HE IS WEARING A PURPLE JUMPSUIT, WITH SUPERMAN Y FRONTS OVER THEM, AND A WHITE TSHIRT WITH "PTM" ON IT, AND A LAUGHING FACE. HE PULLS ON A PURPLE BALACLAVA.
PUN
And I am Pun the Mentalist! Prepare to meet the hilarious, justice, of Britain's newest super hero. Sir are you called Napoleon?
MAN
No. Oh then I'd be Napoleon Blown Apart, that's crap prepare to die.
PUN
Erm, do you have a Welsh infestation. Because you're covered in Dai-na-mites.
THERE IS A SHOT THE MAN DROPS DEAD 2 POLICE OFFICERS ENTER.
PC1
Thanks, your rubbish puns distracted him just long enough us for to shoot him.
PUN
So that's a reasonable assessment of my help, by a reasonable police officer.
PC1
I guess so.
PUN
Then it's a fair cop, by a fair cop. Get it's a...
PC2 SMACKS PUN OVER THE HEAD WITH A TRUNCHEON HE COLLAPSES.
PC2
Twat.