British Comedy Guide

Scared Woman Sketch

I get the feeling something similar has been done before. Maybe in The Simpsons. Let me know if you've seen it elsewhere!

Ext. Country Road. Night

A woman is walking along the road. She hears a twig snap behind her. She stops momentarily and looks concerned. She begins walking again.

*Sinister music starts to play*

Woman looks over her shoulder and then starts walking faster.

*Sinister music increases in volume*

Woman starts to run.

*Sinister music increases in volume and speed*

The woman stops and turns round.

Woman: JUST FUCK OFF!

The sinister music stops. The camera reveals that a small orchestra has been following her.

ENDS

Or:

Woman: JUST FUCK OFF!

The music continues. The woman looks hysterical. She picks up a stone off the floor.

Woman: FUCK OFF!

The music continues. The woman throws the stone. The music stops.

Man: (O.O.V) Ow!

The camera reveals a small orchestra have been following the woman. A conductor, stood on his conducting stand, is rubbing his head.

Unfortunately you're right. They did it in the X-Files episode.

I knew it!

And Top Gear did it last week :S

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