Quote: ian_w @ March 22, 2008, 12:07 AMHe would know it if it was Des O'Conner.
The most annoying song ever? Page 2
Brent loves Des'ree - Life, so its alright in my book.
[chorus]
Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy
Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy
Ooh stick you
Your mama too
And your daddy
Ooh stick you
Ooh stick you!
Your mama, your daddy
Your greasy, greasy grandmammy
You got a hole in your panty
Got a big behind like frankenstein
Going beep-beep-beep down sesame street
Toot-toot-toot wear army boots
In your ear with a can of beer
Up your butt with a coconut
Ooohhhh!
Ooh stick you... [repeat chorus]
You go girl!
Eeeeeeeehhhhhhh!
Ooooohhhhhhhh!
Eye!
Do you want me to tell you what I really think about you?
You got facial hair like a polar bear
You blow up like a toad and then explode
Your face looks mean like halloween
You got big red eyes like cherry pies
You got the iq of a digeridoo
You look insane and got no brain
You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly
Your fat mum milly looks like free willy
Ooh stick you... [repeat chorus]
You go girl!
Ride em cowboy!
Yee-ha!
Giddy up horsey!
Ride em cowboy!
Pew! pew! pew!
Its like a horror movie isnt it?
Oohh!
Ride em cowboy!
Ooh ooh eee!
Ride em cowboy!
Do you wanna know what
I really think about you?
Youre a little kid that looks like a squid- oh no!
Youve got a bad perm like a can of worms- oh no!
Cheeks like a balloon ; face like a baboon- oh no!
Everybody knows you eat the nails from your toes & you rub em in dirt and eat them for dessert!
Whatever!
Ooh stick you... [repeat chorus]
You got ears on your face like spock in space!
You got teeth in your head like mr ed!
Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and use it like shampoo!
What?
Ping-pong why am I saying ping-pong?
Ping-pong ping-pong ping-pong!
Whatever whatever whatever!
Now that's a stinker
Daphne and Celeste. Old school. 
That Chasing Pavements song. It doesn't make sense, and is played every 10 seconds on the radio.
Also every single bit of rap music ever made (except MC Hammer and the Wham Rap).
Quote: Mark @ March 22, 2008, 12:25 PMThat Chasing Pavements song. It doesn't make sense, and is played every 10 seconds on the radio.
And from the size of Adele i'm guessing she doesn't do alot of chasing.
I love these Klaxons lyrics
At club 18-30 i met Julius Caesar,
Lady Diana and Mother Theresa.
At club 18-30 i met Julius Caesar,
Lady Diana and Mother Theresa.
Signs, you know i see them all the time.
Time: Just a fraction of a sign.
Quote: Mark @ March 22, 2008, 12:25 PMAlso every single bit of rap music ever made (except MC Hammer and the Wham Rap).
And MC Hammer was only acceptable because he STOLE a Rick James song.