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The most annoying song ever?

I hate this song. Some of the lyrics seem to have been written by children! And why is she hanging around parks at night? People like her belong on a special register. I have to agree with her on one thing though. I too would prefer to eat a piece of toast instead of seeing a ghost. I mean who wouldn't?

LIFE

Chorus:
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot doot dooo.
Life, oh life, oh life, oh life,
doo, doot dooo

I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,

Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
(Repeat Chorus)

I'm a superstitious girl,
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders,
I keep a rabbit's tail

I'll take you up on a dare,
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there,
Bungee jumping, I don't care!
(Repeat Chorus)

life, doo, doot dooo
doo, doot dooo

So after all is said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun, if you really want to

Sometimes living out your dreams,
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world,
In a beautiful balloon

Yeh I hate that song too, it's absolutely ridiculous and extremely annoying.

Also.

'I'm horny, horny horny horny,
So horny, horny horny horny through the night'

Not a statement of fact, but lyrics from an annoying song.

Both those songs rule \o/ Party at my house, my house!

Why, are Daft Punk playing at your house, at your house?

Yes they are :D

Me and my sister used to wonder why more people didn't make fun of that first song's lyrics, back when it originally came out.

Mad lyrics, but such a joyful song, and a bouncy tune. It's great for redecorating a bar, or renovating an old farm, as an 80s montage.

I HATE these lyrics - the tune's good but the lyrics really annoy me. They mean precisely nowt.

CROWDED HOUSE - Weather With You

Walking 'round the room singing
Stormy Weather
at 57 Mt. Pleasant St.
Now it's the same room but everything's different
You can fight the sleep but not the dream

Things ain't cookin' in my kitchen
Strange affliction wash over me
Julius Caesar and the Roman Empire
Couldn't conquer the blue sky

There's a small boat made of china
Going nowhere on the mantlepiece
Do I lie like a loungeroom lizard
Or do I sing like a bird released

Everywhere you go you always take the weather with you

Why single out this one though? There are soooooooo many songs to choose from with lyrics that were banged together by the writer just to save him from having to hum.

I do like the song though, lyrics aside.

Crowded House are ace.

I've still got no idea what the song at the top of this thread is though.

It's by Des'ree, if that helps?

He would know it if it was Des O'Conner.

I'd like to hear his cover version!

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